titties are so important.

(Source: thahalfrican)

My talents include taking my bra off without taking my shirt off.

Job interview
Interviewer: What are three words that describe you?
Me: Boss Ass Bitch

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?"

Albert Einstein (via int-jorp)


me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock  (via asapkingsofparis)


I’m really gonna miss my friends next year and these kind of nights